Loaferball Rules ... so far

1. Win - or quit trying.
2. Coaches that teach? How absurd!
3. Why run all out on a ground ball? What, it'll make a difference 1 out of 100 times?
4. October baseball? Hey, that's when I set my tee times.
5. We sure suck. But the pay is good.
6. The more pitches we take, the longer it makes the game go. I thought we were trying to make the games quicker.
7. It's sunny, and there's a lot of fine looking women in the bleachers. I could stand out here all day and it'd be alright with me.
8. You want me to dive for the ball?
9. I get paid whether or not I'm on the DL
10. When it comes to pitching, it's quantity, not quality.
11. It can't be our fault, it must be the fans' fault.